Ibis Theatre

The Economics and Logistics of Dungeon Candles

Imagine this: you are wandering through a dank and dangerous dungeon, softly lit by thousands of burning candles.

That’s weird?

Who lit all these candles?

How did they get all of them down here?

Wouldn’t they have to be constantly replaced? Isn’t that expensive? For that matter - who is paying?

Is there some sort of candle black-market? Or, are they being legally obtained and if so who is regulating this industry? Is there a union of candlestick makers?

This really seems like an incredibly impractical lighting solution, why has nobody -

YOU DIED

Panelists

Emily D'Elia [Independent], Sammy Stanford [Sounds Like Fun]